john schult

Buy a Mac, learn Objective-C, and quit writing crap Flash apps for Apple products on Windows....

Sun, 18 Apr 2010 14:07:38 -0400

Buy a Mac, learn Objective-C, and quit writing crap Flash apps for Apple products on Windows. http://bit.ly/cWQn6K #flash #adobe #whaa

Oops, not good for Adobe! http://daringfireball.net/2010/04/iphone_agreement_bans_flash_compiler...

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 11:32:43 -0400

Oops, not good for Adobe! http://daringfireball.net/2010/04/iphone_agreement_bans_flash_compiler #adobe #iphone #flash #whocares

RT @lemdina: I kind of wish i had transparent fingers so it would be easier to type on the #iPad ....

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 23:32:34 -0400

RT @lemdina: I kind of wish i had transparent fingers so it would be easier to type on the #iPad . Hopefully I’ll get the hang of it an …

iMDB iPad application is the best movie and entertainment one I have tried yet. #iPad

Sun, 04 Apr 2010 14:22:18 -0400

iMDB iPad application is the best movie and entertainment one I have tried yet. #iPad

The company I work for, Vitrue, is hiring! We’re looking for web application developers, and...

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 07:56:48 -0400

The company I work for, Vitrue, is hiring! We’re looking for web application developers, and other great talents. http://srm.vitrue.com/jobs

At 3 AM 85 North is absolutely empty.

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 04:20:45 -0400

At 3 AM 85 North is absolutely empty.

Been sitting waiting for the copilot on AA #1942 for an hour. Flight was already delayed an hour...

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 00:48:30 -0400

Been sitting waiting for the copilot on AA #1942 for an hour. Flight was already delayed an hour before this. AA SUCKS!!! Never again.

I’m at Miccosukee Restaurant (36660-37234 SW 8th St, Everglades). http://4sq.com/ay4xx9

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 18:43:46 -0400

I’m at Miccosukee Restaurant (36660-37234 SW 8th St, Everglades). http://4sq.com/ay4xx9

Made happy hour… (@ Barracuda Raw Bar and Grill) http://4sq.com/a5PKVq

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 20:29:58 -0400

Made happy hour… (@ Barracuda Raw Bar and Grill) http://4sq.com/a5PKVq

I’m at Bill Baggs State Park (Crandon Blvd, Miami). http://4sq.com/daGdq5

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 17:04:41 -0400

I’m at Bill Baggs State Park (Crandon Blvd, Miami). http://4sq.com/daGdq5

RDoc preview in Textmate - Jason Noble's Technical Adventures

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:44:41 -0500

RDoc preview in Textmate - Jason Noble's Technical Adventures

Please tell me that HTML5 and YouTube/Vimeo using it & stuff like http://bit.ly/dlNvZF &...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:23 -0500

Please tell me that HTML5 and YouTube/Vimeo using it & stuff like http://bit.ly/dlNvZF & http://bit.ly/b6Prqg will finally kill Flash/Flex.

RT @jquery: jQuery.spritely plugin - http://bit.ly/a8Y7yM

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:23 -0500

RT @jquery: jQuery.spritely plugin - http://bit.ly/a8Y7yM

APN on Rails (Apple Push Notifications on Rails)

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:43:04 -0500

APN on Rails (Apple Push Notifications on Rails):

APN on Rails (Apple Push Notifications on Rails) APN on Rails is a Ruby on Rails gem that allows you to easily add Apple Push Notification (iPhone) support to your Rails application.

Seriously? Douche-bag scammers now sending letters with Github messaging. http://bit.ly/afAOq5

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 15:47:16 -0500

Seriously? Douche-bag scammers now sending letters with Github messaging. http://bit.ly/afAOq5

Dr. Evil: Now, where’s my mojo?

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:52:06 -0500

Dr. Evil: Now, where’s my mojo?
Fat Bastard: First thing’s first, where’s your shitter? I got a turtle-head pokin out. Oh aye, it’s squinchy. Oh Christ I’m gettin all emotional from it ya know…

Wow Nutella made the top 50! I really want to like Nutella. I bought some once, forgot I had...

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 08:20:37 -0500

Wow Nutella made the top 50! I really want to like Nutella. I bought some once, forgot I had it… http://srm.vitrue.com/ZHb

"Now that my girlfriend is out of town I don’t know what I am going to do… my needs..."

Sun, 10 Jan 2010 13:57:11 -0500

“Now that my girlfriend is out of town I don’t know what I am going to do… my needs won’t be met.”

Little Golden Books That Never Made It

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:30:00 -0500

The Little Golden Books are classic books for children. These never quite made it to the printer. Credit goes to Gina Trussell for showing me this one :-)

You Are Different and That’s Bad
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Dad’s New Wife Robert
Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It-Myself Book
The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
All Cats Go to Hell
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly
That’s it, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption
Grandpa Gets a Casket
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Strangers Have the Best Candy
Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
You Were an Accident
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
Pop! Goes The Hamster…And Other Great Microwave Games
The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
Your Nightmares Are Real
Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Mommy’s Pills Taste Just Like Candy
Learn How To Fly With Just a Ladder and a Pillowcase

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He said, she said...

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 09:57:52 -0500

Her: I can tell when a man is digging me
Him: Oh yeah, I am digging you
Her: I dig you with a scoop shovel